#1
Why did the lazy dog take forever climbing the hill?
It was a real slow pup.
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#2
Why does a dog look overdressed in summer?
Because it is wearing a fur coat and still pants.
#3
If a dog lost its tail, where would it shop for another?
Somewhere that specializes in re-tail.
#4
Why does the dog hate email?
Too many attachments and not enough sticks.
#5
Why did the dog leave the meeting early?
Someone said “walk” and the agenda was over.
#6
Why did the dog sit by the router?
He heard there was a better connection to the bark side.
#7
Why is a dog bad at budgeting?
Every category somehow becomes treats.
#8
Why did the dog get promoted in the kitchen?
Excellent at cleaning plates. Terrible at waiting for permission.
#9
Why does the dog never check the calendar?
Every day is apparently National Walk Day.
#10
What is a dog’s favorite password?
GoodBoy!GoodBoy!GoodBoy!
#11
Why does the dog ignore GPS?
He prefers to follow his nose and create his own rerouting event.
#12
Why does the dog help with laundry?
He specializes in removing socks from circulation.
#13
What is the most reliable alarm clock?
A dog who heard a squirrel breathe three houses away.
#14
Why do dogs think the doorbell is a personal attack?
Because every ding is obviously an emergency meeting.
#15
Why did the dog become an accountant?
He was great at tracking every outstanding balance… especially treats.
#16
Why did the dog bring a calculator to the park?
He wanted to figure out how many treats he was owed.
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