#1
Why did the bee get written up?
Too much buzzing in meetings, not enough output.
ANIMAL JOKES
Bee Jokes
Funny bee jokes, puns and one-liners about buzzing, honey, hives and busy little overachievers.
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#2
Why did the bee use a password manager?
Too many accounts were creating a real security buzz.
#3
What job title does a bee want most?
Chief buzzness officer.
#4
Why did the bee answer every email instantly?
It did not want anything left buzzing in the inbox.
#5
When is a bee most annoying?
When it turns into a real humbug.
#6
What does a bee call its side hustle?
A little buzzness on the side.
#7
Why did the bee love spreadsheets?
It liked keeping everything in neat little cells.
#8
Why was the bee good at meetings?
It always got straight to the point.
#9
What is more impressive than a horse that can count?
A spelling bee.
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