#1
Why did the crow collect shiny objects?
He called it a diversified portfolio.
ANIMAL JOKES
Crow Jokes
Funny crow jokes, puns and one-liners about caws, clever birds and suspiciously confident black feathers.
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#2
Why did the crow pitch a startup?
It had finally found venture cap-caw-tal.
#3
Why would a crow make a good lawyer?
It always wants its caws heard.
#4
Where did the first crow give a performance everyone could hear?
On the ark.
#5
Why did the crow start a news channel?
It already knew how to spread the caws.
#6
Why did the crow answer the phone so loudly?
It wanted everyone to hear the caws.
#7
Why did the crow become popular online?
It was great at creating a caws for attention.
#8
Why did the crow become a detective?
It always found probable caws.
#9
Why is the crow such a brave bird?
It never shows the white feather.
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