#1
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Bear Jokes
Funny bear jokes, puns, and wildlife humor.
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#2
Why did the bear block off three months on its calendar?
It called the meeting “winter strategy.”
#3
How does a bear order coffee?
Extra strong, with room for hibernation.
#4
Why did the bear diversify its investments?
It was tired of putting all its honey in one basket.
#5
What password does a bear use at a picnic?
Honey123. It refuses to make it stronger.
#6
Why did the bear cancel its gym membership?
It already had plenty of paws-onal trainers.
#7
Why did the bear close its laptop for winter?
It was time to hibernate the browser tabs.
#8
Why did the bear leave a one-star campsite review?
Too many people kept saying the food was unbearable.
#9
Why did the bear turn on an out-of-office reply?
He was going into hibernation mode.
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