#1
Why does a cow tail always seem committed to one direction?
Because it only grows down.
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#2
What is the difference between a milkmaid and a swallow?
One skims milk; the other skims water.
#3
Why is grass like a mouse?
Because cattle eat it.
#4
Why did the cow bring a calculator to the pasture?
It had a lot of moo-tiplication to finish.
#5
How does a cow order its morning coffee?
De-calf.
#6
What does a cow call a perfect weekend?
A moo-vie marathon with no udder plans.
#7
Why was the cow late to the office meeting?
It got stuck in a moo-ting on the way there.
#8
Why are cows good at math?
They know how to use a cowculator.
#9
What kind of music do cows prefer?
Anything with a good moo-dy bass line.
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