#1
Why did the Dachshund move under the desk?
He wanted a lower-level management position.
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#2
Why did the Golden Retriever volunteer to run the meeting?
He heard there would be action items to fetch.
#3
Why did the Labrador sit next to the laptop?
He was waiting for someone to open a new tab of snacks.
#4
Why does the owl never reply-all?
He only answers who.
#5
What does a tired dinosaur order?
A jurassic-sized coffee.
#6
Why are cows good at math?
They know how to use a cowculator.
#7
Why did the duck send an invoice?
He wanted everyone to pay the bill.
#8
Why did the dog bring a calculator to the park?
He wanted to figure out how many treats he was owed.
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