CLEAN GOLDEN RETRIEVER JOKE

Why did the Golden Retriever volunteer to run the meeting?

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He heard there would be action items to fetch.

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Why is a Golden Retriever great at follow-up?

He never lets anything stay unfetched.

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Why is a Golden Retriever great at networking events?

It leaves with fifty new best friends and no idea what anyone does.

Why does a Golden Retriever love the doorbell?

Because every ring might be the start of a new friendship.

What does a Golden Retriever pack for vacation?

Three tennis balls and absolutely no boundaries.

Why are Golden Retrievers good at customer service?

They assume every caller is already their best friend.

Why did the Golden Retriever sit by the laundry basket?

He was waiting for the socks to become retrievable assets.

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