#1
Why did the Golden Retriever volunteer to run the meeting?
He heard there would be action items to fetch.
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#2
Why are Golden Retrievers good at customer service?
They assume every caller is already their best friend.
#3
Why did the Golden Retriever sit by the laundry basket?
He was waiting for the socks to become retrievable assets.
#4
Why does a Golden Retriever love the doorbell?
Because every ring might be the start of a new friendship.
#5
What does a Golden Retriever pack for vacation?
Three tennis balls and absolutely no boundaries.
#6
Why is a Golden Retriever terrible at passwords?
Because every answer is treat123.
#7
Why did the Golden Retriever stare at the calendar?
He was waiting for another fetchuary.
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