#1
Why did the Husky put its phone on silent?
It wanted at least one thing in the house to be quiet.
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#2
Why doesn’t a Husky need a weather app?
He considers every forecast disappointing unless it says blizzard.
#3
Why does the Husky answer the door?
He assumes every visitor requested a live concert.
#4
Why did the Husky get muted on the conference call?
He had several important counterpoints and no volume control.
#5
Why does the Husky know all the neighborhood gossip?
He has been announcing it from the backyard for hours.
#6
How do you know when a Husky is being quiet?
You wake up.
#7
Why did the Husky get fired from customer service?
He answered every complaint with a longer complaint.
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