#1
Why did the Chihuahua object to the “small dog” policy?
It considered the wording disrespectful to management.
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#2
Why did the Chihuahua take the head seat in the boardroom?
Small chair. Large authority.
#3
Why does a Chihuahua guard the front door?
National security apparently begins at ankle height.
#4
Why doesn’t a Chihuahua need a microphone?
Volume has never been the problem.
#5
Why does a Chihuahua need tiny coffee cups?
Because the attitude is already extra large.
#6
Why did the Chihuahua get hired for security?
Nobody argues with a five-pound alarm system.
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