#1
Why did the chicken order an espresso?
She had an egg-zhausting morning.
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#2
Why did the horse decline the call?
He was a little hoarse.
#3
Why did the horse stand next to the Wi-Fi router?
He wanted a stronger neigh-twork.
#4
Why did the chicken start a savings account?
She wanted a better nest egg.
#5
Why is a chicken never late?
She always gets up at the crack of dawn.
#6
Why did the chicken join the gym?
To work on her pecks.
#7
Why did the chicken answer the phone?
It was a wing call.
#8
Why did the chicken hire a lawyer?
Someone accused her of fowl play.
#9
Why did the dog sit by the router?
He heard there was a better connection to the bark side.
#10
What is a dog’s favorite password?
GoodBoy!GoodBoy!GoodBoy!
#11
What is a cat’s natural predator?
The vacuum cleaner, followed closely by a closed door.
#12
Why did the horse skip leg day?
He felt four times ahead already.
#13
Why did the horse order coffee?
He had a long day at the neigh-borhood office.
#14
Why are horses good listeners?
They always lend an ear without interrupting the mane point.
#15
Why did the duck sit on the laptop?
He was checking his webbed site.
#16
Why are cows good at math?
They know how to use a cowculator.
#17
What kind of music do cows prefer?
Anything with a good moo-dy bass line.
#18
Why are dinosaurs bad at cybersecurity?
Their passwords are all prehistoric.
#19
What does a tired dinosaur order?
A jurassic-sized coffee.
#20
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had the drumsticks.
#21
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
She wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
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