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Why did the chicken start a savings account?

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She wanted a better nest egg.

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It was already used to scratching for a living.

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When dinner makes it ring.

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They are too busy dealing with the next pecking order.

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They already know how to scratch for a living.

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Why would a compliment from a chicken sound insulting?

Because it would be fowl language.

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To prove the internet had been asking the wrong question for decades.

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