#1
Why did the chicken become a bookkeeper?
It was already used to scratching for a living.
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Chicken Jokes
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#2
When is a chicken neck like a bell?
When dinner makes it ring.
#3
Why are chickens not worried about the future?
They are too busy dealing with the next pecking order.
#4
Why are chickens so good at bookkeeping?
They already know how to scratch for a living.
#5
Why would a compliment from a chicken sound insulting?
Because it would be fowl language.
#6
Why is a chicken never late?
She always gets up at the crack of dawn.
#7
Why did the chicken join the gym?
To work on her pecks.
#8
Why did the chicken answer the phone?
It was a wing call.
#9
Why was the chicken nervous in the meeting?
The agenda said “lay out the plan.”
#10
Why did the chicken hire a lawyer?
Someone accused her of fowl play.
#11
Why did the chicken order an espresso?
She had an egg-zhausting morning.
#12
Why did the chicken become an accountant?
She was excellent at counting her chickens before they hatched.
#13
Why did the chicken launch a website?
She wanted more traffic to her coop.
#14
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove the internet had been asking the wrong question for decades.
#15
Why did the chicken stop replying to email?
Too many people kept egging her on.
#16
Why did the chicken start a savings account?
She wanted a better nest egg.
#17
Why did the chicken get promoted?
She always handled the pecking order professionally.
#18
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had the drumsticks.
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