#1
Why did the dinosaur complain about the museum?
Everyone kept calling it an exhibit instead of a customer.
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#2
Why did the dinosaur refuse to make a backup plan?
It had survived millions of years without one. Almost.
#3
Why did the dinosaur leave the group chat?
The conversation had gone extinct hours ago.
#4
Why did the dinosaur sign up for a rewards card?
It heard every purchase earned fossil fuel points.
#5
Why did the dinosaur throw away its calendar?
Every date was extinct.
#6
Why did the dinosaur return its smartphone?
The touch screen could not handle the tiny arms.
#7
Why are dinosaurs bad at cybersecurity?
Their passwords are all prehistoric.
#8
What does a tired dinosaur order?
A jurassic-sized coffee.
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