#1
A duck is in front of two ducks, behind two ducks, and between two ducks. How many ducks are there?
Three. Ducks are excellent at confusing seating charts.
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Duck Jokes
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#2
What do a duck and a doctor have in common after they retire?
They both stop quacking.
#3
Why did the duck go into the water?
For diver-s reasons.
#4
What did the duck say when the restaurant bill arrived?
Put it on my bill.
#5
Why does the duck check the weather app every morning?
It likes to know whether it is fowl outside.
#6
Why did the duck become a detective?
It always quacked the case.
#7
Why did the duck send an invoice?
He wanted everyone to pay the bill.
#8
Why did the duck sit on the laptop?
He was checking his webbed site.
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