CLEAN DUCK JOKE

A duck is in front of two ducks, behind two ducks, and between two ducks. How many ducks are there?

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Three. Ducks are excellent at confusing seating charts.

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For diver-s reasons.

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They both stop quacking.

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It likes to know whether it is fowl outside.

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It always quacked the case.

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Put it on my bill.

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