#1
Why did the chicken order an espresso?
She had an egg-zhausting morning.
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Farm Animal Jokes for the Classroom
Clean, short, and not about anybody in the third row. Read one. Let them groan. Move on.
15 farm jokesCows, chickens, pigs, horses, goats, sheep, ducks.
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#2
Why is a chicken never late?
She always gets up at the crack of dawn.
#3
Why did the chicken join the gym?
To work on her pecks.
#4
Why did the chicken answer the phone?
It was a wing call.
#5
Why did the chicken hire a lawyer?
Someone accused her of fowl play.
#6
Why did the horse skip leg day?
He felt four times ahead already.
#7
Why did the horse order coffee?
He had a long day at the neigh-borhood office.
#8
Why are horses good listeners?
They always lend an ear without interrupting the mane point.
#9
Why did the horse decline the call?
He was a little hoarse.
#10
Why did the horse stand next to the Wi-Fi router?
He wanted a stronger neigh-twork.
#11
Why did the chicken start a savings account?
She wanted a better nest egg.
#12
Why are cows good at math?
They know how to use a cowculator.
#13
What kind of music do cows prefer?
Anything with a good moo-dy bass line.
#14
Why did the duck sit on the laptop?
He was checking his webbed site.
#15
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had the drumsticks.
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