ABOUT ANIMALJOKES.COM

Bad jokes. Better standards.

AnimalJokes.com exists for clean, family-friendly animal humor: the kind of joke you can send to a kid, a grandparent, a coworker, or the person who already regrets asking you for a joke.

OUR EDITORIAL STANDARD

Clean first. Funny second. Questionable taste somewhere after that.

We screen jokes before publication. We look for family-safe language, understandable setups, a real punchline, and a reasonable fit with the animal or category where the joke appears.

We may reject material that is sexually explicit, hateful, excessively violent, abusive, spammy, duplicative, unrelated to the site, or otherwise not a fit for a broad family audience.

SUBMISSIONS & CREDIT

Your joke can have your name on it.

If you submit a joke, we review it before publication. When a submission is accepted, the contributor can receive public credit when that credit was requested and appropriate. A published joke can also receive its own permanent, shareable page.

Submitting something does not guarantee publication. We also review for duplicates and sourcing or rights concerns before material is approved.

SUBMIT A JOKE

SOURCING & RIGHTS

We do not assume every old joke belongs to us.

Animal humor includes old public-domain material, common joke forms, adapted material, and original or submitted work. We track source and rights information where appropriate and avoid presenting common or adapted material as exclusive original work.

Read our joke sourcing & rights policy →

REPORT A PROBLEM

If something looks wrong, tell us.

Individual joke pages include a report option. Readers can flag inappropriate content, copyright or source concerns, duplicate or low-quality material, or other issues for review.

THE IMPORTANT PART

Go find something stupid.

The policies are over. The animals have resumed making bad decisions.

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