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What kind of music do cows prefer?

A family-friendly cow joke from AnimalJokes.com. Share it, groan at it, or pretend you came up with it yourself.

Anything with a good moo-dy bass line.

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Because it only grows down.

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Because cattle eat it.

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One skims milk; the other skims water.

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What does a cow call a perfect weekend?

A moo-vie marathon with no udder plans.

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Why was the cow late to the office meeting?

It got stuck in a moo-ting on the way there.

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How does a cow order its morning coffee?

De-calf.

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