Why was the chicken nervous in the meeting?

Why did the chicken become a bookkeeper?

It was already used to scratching for a living.

When is a chicken neck like a bell?

When dinner makes it ring.

Why are chickens not worried about the future?

They are too busy dealing with the next pecking order.

Why are chickens so good at bookkeeping?

They already know how to scratch for a living.

Why would a compliment from a chicken sound insulting?

Because it would be fowl language.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove the internet had been asking the wrong question for decades.