#1
What is a cat’s natural predator?
The vacuum cleaner, followed closely by a closed door.
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Cat Jokes for Kids
Easy to remember. Impossible to over-explain. The household cat will remain unimpressed. That is canon.
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#2
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
She wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
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