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Why is a Golden Retriever terrible at passwords?

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Why is a Golden Retriever great at follow-up?

He never lets anything stay unfetched.

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Why is a Golden Retriever great at networking events?

It leaves with fifty new best friends and no idea what anyone does.

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Why did the Golden Retriever volunteer to run the meeting?

He heard there would be action items to fetch.

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What does a Golden Retriever pack for vacation?

Three tennis balls and absolutely no boundaries.

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Why did the Golden Retriever sit by the laundry basket?

He was waiting for the socks to become retrievable assets.

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Why are Golden Retrievers good at customer service?

They assume every caller is already their best friend.

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