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Why does a Golden Retriever love the doorbell?

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Why did the Golden Retriever volunteer to run the meeting?

He heard there would be action items to fetch.

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What does a Golden Retriever pack for vacation?

Three tennis balls and absolutely no boundaries.

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Why are Golden Retrievers good at customer service?

They assume every caller is already their best friend.

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Why did the Golden Retriever sit by the laundry basket?

He was waiting for the socks to become retrievable assets.

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Why did the Golden Retriever stare at the calendar?

He was waiting for another fetchuary.

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Why is a Golden Retriever terrible at passwords?

Because every answer is treat123.

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