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Why did the bear close its laptop for winter?

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It was time to hibernate the browser tabs.

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A gummy bear.

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It called the meeting “winter strategy.”

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Extra strong, with room for hibernation.

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It was tired of putting all its honey in one basket.

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Too many people kept saying the food was unbearable.

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