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Why would a crow make a good lawyer?

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It always wants its caws heard.

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Why did the crow pitch a startup?

It had finally found venture cap-caw-tal.

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Why is the crow such a brave bird?

It never shows the white feather.

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Where did the first crow give a performance everyone could hear?

On the ark.

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Why did the crow start a news channel?

It already knew how to spread the caws.

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Why did the crow answer the phone so loudly?

It wanted everyone to hear the caws.

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Why did the crow become popular online?

It was great at creating a caws for attention.

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