#1
Why does the monkey keep so many browser tabs open?
It likes having a branch for every idea.
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Monkey Jokes
Funny monkey jokes, puns, and one-liners.
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#2
Why was the monkey joke so hard to believe?
It was a little too far-fetched.
#3
Why are spiders excellent correspondents?
They are always dropping a line.
#4
Why did the monkey sit on the keyboard?
It wanted to hit the space bar without using its hands.
#5
Why did the monkey make a budget?
It was tired of blowing all its money on bananas.
#6
Why did the monkey order another coffee?
It had too much monkey business to finish.
#7
What was printed on the monkey business card?
Professional monkey business.
#8
Why did the monkey get kicked out of the meeting?
Too many branches, not enough action items.
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