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Why was the monkey joke so hard to believe?

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It was a little too far-fetched.

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It likes having a branch for every idea.

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They are always dropping a line.

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Professional monkey business.

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It was tired of blowing all its money on bananas.

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It wanted to hit the space bar without using its hands.

Why did the monkey order another coffee?

It had too much monkey business to finish.

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