Why did the monkey get kicked out of the meeting?

Why does the monkey keep so many browser tabs open?

It likes having a branch for every idea.

Why was the monkey joke so hard to believe?

It was a little too far-fetched.

Why are spiders excellent correspondents?

They are always dropping a line.

Why did the monkey order another coffee?

It had too much monkey business to finish.

What was printed on the monkey business card?

Professional monkey business.

Why did the monkey sit on the keyboard?

It wanted to hit the space bar without using its hands.