#1
Why did the lion keep resetting its password?
It refused to use anything without a capital roar.
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#2
Why did the lion get free coffee?
The barista said it was on the house, as long as he kept the roar down.
#3
Why does the lion sit at the head of the table?
Nobody else wants to challenge the seating chart.
#4
Why did the lion mute itself on the video call?
Its background roar was distracting everyone.
#5
Why did the lion fire its barber?
The mane issue was consistency.
#6
Why does a lion not need an alarm clock?
The morning roar handles it.
#7
Why did the lion update its online profile?
It wanted a more mane-stream look.
#8
What does a lion put at the top of his résumé?
Strong leadership. Questionable teamwork.
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