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Why did the lion update its online profile?

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It wanted a more mane-stream look.

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It refused to use anything without a capital roar.

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Nobody else wants to challenge the seating chart.

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The barista said it was on the house, as long as he kept the roar down.

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Its background roar was distracting everyone.

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The morning roar handles it.

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The mane issue was consistency.

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