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What does a lion put at the top of his résumé?

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Why did the lion keep resetting its password?

It refused to use anything without a capital roar.

Why does the lion sit at the head of the table?

Nobody else wants to challenge the seating chart.

Why did the lion get free coffee?

The barista said it was on the house, as long as he kept the roar down.

Why did the lion mute itself on the video call?

Its background roar was distracting everyone.

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Why did the lion update its online profile?

It wanted a more mane-stream look.

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Why does a lion not need an alarm clock?

The morning roar handles it.

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