#1
Why did the sheep switch cloud providers?
It wanted more room for its baa-ckups.
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Sheep Jokes
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#2
Why does the sheep prefer remote work?
Fewer people trying to herd the meeting.
#3
A farmer had twenty-six sheep and one died. How many were left?
Nineteen — because the first number was really “twenty sick.”
#4
Why did the sheep bring its own office chair?
The company furniture was not ewe-gonomic.
#5
How does a sheep order coffee?
With extra baa-rista foam.
#6
Why did the sheep leave the group chat?
Too much herd mentality.
#7
Why did the sheep regret its haircut?
It was a shear disaster.
#8
What is a sheep’s favorite password?
Baa123. Still more secure than yours.
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