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What is a sheep’s favorite password?

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Why does the sheep prefer remote work?

Fewer people trying to herd the meeting.

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Why did the sheep switch cloud providers?

It wanted more room for its baa-ckups.

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A farmer had twenty-six sheep and one died. How many were left?

Nineteen — because the first number was really “twenty sick.”

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Why did the sheep bring its own office chair?

The company furniture was not ewe-gonomic.

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