#1
Why was the shark invited to the budget meeting?
Management wanted someone willing to cut deep.
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#2
Why does the shark love online shopping?
It is always looking for the next big deal to sink its teeth into.
#3
What part of a fish sounds like the end of a book?
The fin-ish.
#4
Why is the shark calendar always full?
Every day has something fin-ished by five.
#5
Why did the shark complain about the Wi-Fi?
The connection kept dropping below sea level.
#6
What is a shark favorite business strategy?
Take a bigger bite of the market.
#7
Why does the shark love going to the dentist?
It likes showing off the inventory.
#8
Why did the shark become a lawyer?
He already knew how to circle an argument.
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