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Why is the shark calendar always full?

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Every day has something fin-ished by five.

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Why does the shark love online shopping?

It is always looking for the next big deal to sink its teeth into.

Why was the shark invited to the budget meeting?

Management wanted someone willing to cut deep.

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What part of a fish sounds like the end of a book?

The fin-ish.

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Why does the shark love going to the dentist?

It likes showing off the inventory.

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What is a shark favorite business strategy?

Take a bigger bite of the market.

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Why did the shark complain about the Wi-Fi?

The connection kept dropping below sea level.

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