#1
Why is a racehorse like a piece of candy?
The more it gets licked, the faster it goes.
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#2
When is a horse most like a house?
When it has blinds on.
#3
Why was the racehorse sitting in the shade?
It was out of the heat.
#4
When is a horse truly fast?
When it is tied fast to a post.
#5
What does a horse list under transportation skills?
Extensive experience in horsepower.
#6
Why did the horse order coffee?
He had a long day at the neigh-borhood office.
#7
Why are horses good listeners?
They always lend an ear without interrupting the mane point.
#8
Why was the horse always early?
He liked to stay ahead of the herd.
#9
Why did the horse get promoted?
He was the most stable employee.
#10
Why did the horse decline the call?
He was a little hoarse.
#11
Why did the horse hire a tax preparer?
Too many un-stable deductions.
#12
Why did the horse stand next to the Wi-Fi router?
He wanted a stronger neigh-twork.
#13
Why did the horse stop checking email?
Too much spam, not enough hay.
#14
Why did the horse become a counselor?
He was great at helping people rein in their problems.
#15
Why did the horse create a budget?
Stable finances were the goal.
#16
Why did the horse skip leg day?
He felt four times ahead already.
#17
Why did the horse win employee of the month?
He was outstanding in his field.
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