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Why did the horse hire a tax preparer?

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Too many un-stable deductions.

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The more it gets licked, the faster it goes.

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When is a horse most like a house?

When it has blinds on.

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Why was the racehorse sitting in the shade?

It was out of the heat.

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When is a horse truly fast?

When it is tied fast to a post.

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Why did the horse stop checking email?

Too much spam, not enough hay.

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He was great at helping people rein in their problems.

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