#1
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
A king mackerel!
ANIMAL JOKES
Fish Jokes
Funny fish jokes, puns and one-liners about fins, scales, schools and life underwater.
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#2
Why are fish so well educated?
Because they spend their lives in schools.
#3
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
#4
Why did the fish bring home a perfect report card?
It was always at the top of its school.
#5
How do little fish start a business?
On a small scale.
#6
Why did the fish get promoted?
It proved it could handle things on a larger scale.
#7
What does a fish call a quiet weekend?
Nothing major. Just going with the flow.
#8
Why did the fish hire a financial planner?
It wanted to improve its net worth.
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