CLEAN FISH JOKE

What part of a fish weighs the most?

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The scales.

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A king mackerel!

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On a small scale.

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Why are fish so well educated?

Because they spend their lives in schools.

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Why did the fish bring home a perfect report card?

It was always at the top of its school.

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Why did the fish hire a financial planner?

It wanted to improve its net worth.

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Why did the fish get promoted?

It proved it could handle things on a larger scale.

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