#1
Why did the pig start a newsletter?
He had a lot of mud to sling and a mailing list.
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#2
Why did the pig back up its files?
It did not want to lose the whole hog of data.
#3
Why did the pig call itself a medical miracle?
It got cured after becoming ham.
#4
Why does a pig think it has the biggest brain on the farm?
Because it has a whole hogshead full of ideas.
#5
Why did the pig clean its smartphone?
Too many hog prints on the screen.
#6
Why did the pig volunteer to drive?
It knew every hog-way exit.
#7
Why did the pig skip breakfast?
It was already bacon up late.
#8
Why did the pig get approved for a loan?
It had excellent boar-rowing history.
#9
Why did the pig start budgeting?
He was tired of living hog to hog.
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