#1
Why won't the parrot sign an NDA?
He already knows everything and cannot stop repeating it.
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#2
Why does a parrot hate autocorrect?
It already repeats itself perfectly.
#3
Why did the parrot excel at customer service?
It could repeat the policy with zero emotional involvement.
#4
Why should you never tell a parrot your password?
It will repeat it to literally everyone.
#5
Why did the parrot start a podcast?
It already had the repeat-content strategy mastered.
#6
Why does the parrot dominate karaoke night?
It has been copying the original artist all week.
#7
Why was the parrot removed from the meeting?
It kept repeating the last point like it was new.
#8
Why did the parrot refuse to sign the NDA?
Repeating things is literally his business model.
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