#1
Why did the owl get fired from night shift?
He kept asking who was responsible. Nobody liked the answer.
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#2
Why did the owl call tech support at midnight?
That was the first reasonable business hour it could find.
#3
Why did the owl get offended at the pheasant joke?
It thought everyone was making game of it.
#4
What is remarkable about a bee?
It does not say much, but it usually carries its point.
#5
Why does the owl have the oldest library card?
It keeps renewing it after hours.
#6
What does an owl say when the doorbell rings?
Who is it? Obviously.
#7
Why did the owl volunteer for the night shift?
It finally found hours that made sense.
#8
What did the owl get on its school report?
Outstanding in every who-subject.
#9
Why does the owl never reply-all?
He only answers who.
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