#1
Why did the goose cross the river twice?
Because the puzzle solver kept bringing it back.
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Goose Jokes
Funny goose jokes, puns and one-liners about honking, waddling and unnecessary attitude.
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#2
Why does a goose go into the water?
For diver reasons.
#3
Why does a goose come back out of the water?
For sundry reasons.
#4
Why did the goose send the email twice?
It wanted to make sure everyone got the gander.
#5
Why did the goose ignore the crosswalk?
It preferred a wild-goose crossing.
#6
Why did nobody want the goose on the group project?
Every assignment turned into a wild goose chase.
#7
Why did the goose book a lake vacation?
It wanted a little down time.
#8
What password does a goose use?
HonkIfYouLoveMe. It is not subtle.
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