#1
Why did the goat dominate the conference call?
Every topic somehow became a bleat-ing priority.
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#2
Why was the goat banned from the office supply room?
It kept testing the paper shredder manually.
#3
What did the goat write on its performance review?
Consistently exceeds bleat expectations.
#4
Why did the goat start a lawn service?
It already owned all the equipment it could eat.
#5
Why does the goat keep a trophy on its desk?
It likes being reminded who the G.O.A.T. is.
#6
Why did the goat climb the mountain with a laptop?
It heard the Wi-Fi was better at the peak.
#7
What does a goat put under skills on a résumé?
Experienced in chewing through difficult paperwork.
#8
Why did the goat redesign his website?
The old one had too many baaad links.
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