#1
Why do elephants never forget a meeting?
They also never forget who scheduled it.
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#2
Which animal packed the most luggage for the ark?
The elephant. It brought its trunk.
#3
Why did the elephant get blamed for the empty office fridge?
The evidence was hard to ignore.
#4
Why did the elephant refuse the cloud backup reminder?
It said memory was not the issue.
#5
Why does an elephant always pack too much?
It insists on bringing the whole trunk.
#6
Why are elephants terrible at keeping passwords secret?
They never forget them, then mention them at dinner.
#7
Why did the elephant avoid the elevator?
It did not want to raise the stakes.
#8
Why did the elephant buy extra phone storage?
It saves absolutely everything.
#9
Why does the elephant avoid cloud storage?
He never forgets where he put anything.
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