#1
Why did the orange cat refuse the software update?
He was still buffering from the last thought.
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#2
Why did the orange cat get locked out of his computer?
He forgot which brain cell had the password.
#3
How does an orange cat troubleshoot a problem?
Push it off the counter and see whether the problem still exists.
#4
Why did the orange cat sit on the calendar?
He was trying to schedule his next bad idea.
#5
Why does the orange cat stare out the window?
He is waiting for the brain cell to circle back.
#6
Why did the orange cat ignore the expensive bed?
The shipping box had stronger leadership.
#7
Why was the orange cat removed from the meeting?
He had one thought and used it to knock over the water.
#8
Why did the orange cat become a project manager?
Nobody else could create that many blockers in one afternoon.
#9
Why did the orange cat sit on the router?
He heard the Wi-Fi had one brain cell to spare.
#10
What is an orange cat business plan?
Step one: knock it over. Step two: look surprised.
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