CLEAN ORANGE CAT JOKE

What is an orange cat business plan?

A family-friendly orange cat joke from AnimalJokes.com. Share it, groan at it, or pretend you came up with it yourself.

Step one: knock it over. Step two: look surprised.

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Why did the orange cat refuse the software update?

He was still buffering from the last thought.

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Why did the orange cat get locked out of his computer?

He forgot which brain cell had the password.

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How does an orange cat troubleshoot a problem?

Push it off the counter and see whether the problem still exists.

Why did the orange cat ignore the expensive bed?

The shipping box had stronger leadership.

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Why did the orange cat become a project manager?

Nobody else could create that many blockers in one afternoon.

Why was the orange cat removed from the meeting?

He had one thought and used it to knock over the water.

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