Why did the orange cat sit on the router?

Why did the orange cat refuse the software update?

He was still buffering from the last thought.

Why did the orange cat get locked out of his computer?

He forgot which brain cell had the password.

How does an orange cat troubleshoot a problem?

Push it off the counter and see whether the problem still exists.

Why did the orange cat sit on the calendar?

He was trying to schedule his next bad idea.

Why does the orange cat stare out the window?

He is waiting for the brain cell to circle back.

Why did the orange cat ignore the expensive bed?

The shipping box had stronger leadership.