#1
Why did the Maine Coon squeeze into a tiny box?
It had not reviewed the dimensions, only the ownership rights.
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#2
Why did the Maine Coon join the help desk?
It was already sitting on every keyboard.
#3
Why does the Maine Coon pause in every doorway?
He is checking whether the room has enough square footage.
#4
Why did the Maine Coon sit on the desk?
Management needed a larger physical presence.
#5
Why does the Maine Coon think he is a lap cat?
Nobody had the courage to correct the dimensions.
#6
Why did the Maine Coon review the household budget?
He noticed an unacceptable shortage of premium treats.
#7
Why does the Maine Coon take up the whole Zoom screen?
He considers himself the keynote speaker.
#8
Why does the Maine Coon own the biggest chair?
Because technically you live in his house.
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