CLEAN MAINE COON JOKE

Why did the Maine Coon squeeze into a tiny box?

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It had not reviewed the dimensions, only the ownership rights.

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Why did the Maine Coon join the help desk?

It was already sitting on every keyboard.

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Why does the Maine Coon take up the whole Zoom screen?

He considers himself the keynote speaker.

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Why does the Maine Coon pause in every doorway?

He is checking whether the room has enough square footage.

Why did the Maine Coon review the household budget?

He noticed an unacceptable shortage of premium treats.

Why does the Maine Coon think he is a lap cat?

Nobody had the courage to correct the dimensions.

Why did the Maine Coon sit on the desk?

Management needed a larger physical presence.

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